What is MARRIAGE
not a word. It's a sentence (a Life sentence).
love. Love is blind. Therefore marriage
is an institution for the blind.
- When you are in love,
But once you get married, you wonder, what happened.
an institution in which a man loses
his Bachelor's Degree and the woman gets
a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring and
is full of excitement and frustration:
in the first year of marriage, the
man speaks and the woman listens. In
the second year, the woman speaks and
the man listens. In the third year,
they both speak and the NEIGHBOR listens.
is very much like going to a restaurant
with friends. You order what you want,
and when you see what the other
person has, you wish you had ordered
marriage is a matter of giving and
taking; the husband gives and the wife takes.
one long sweet dream, and marriage is
the alarm clock.
man who sinks into woman's arm soon
have arms in woman's sink.
that when a man holds a woman's
hand before marriage, it is love; after
marriage it is self-defense.
this love who said that he would
go through hell for her. They got
married, and now he is going through HELL.
of married man cheat in America, the
rest cheat in Europe.
A man was
complaining to a friend: "I HAD IT
ALL - MONEY, A BEAUTIFUL HOUSE, THE LOVE
OF A BEAUTIFUL WOMAN, THEN POW !
IT WAS ALL GONE." "WHAT HAPPENED ?"
asked his friend. He says "MY WIFE
- A bookseller conducting a market survey asked a woman -
"Which book has helped you most in your life?"
"My husband's check book !
husband and wife become two sides of
a coin. They can't face each other,
but still they stay together.
man and woman become one. The trouble
starts when they try to decide which one.
- Secret formula for married couples...
"Love One Another" and if it doesn't work, insert the last word to the the
or find alphabets get reversed.
Let's go out and have some fun tonight.
OK, but if you get home before I
do, leave the hallway lights on.
At a cocktail
party, one woman said to another: "AREN'T
YOU WEARING YOUR RING ON THE WRONG FINGER ?" The other replied, "YES,
I AM. I MARRIED THE WRONG MAN."
- Philosophy of marriage:
At the beginning, every wife treats her husband as GOD...
Few years later, alphabets get reversed.
How much does it cost to get married, Dad ?
Father: I don't know
son, I'm still paying for it
Is it true Dad ? I heard that in
ancient China, a man doesn't know his
wife until he marries her.
Father: That's true
everywhere, son, EVERYWHERE !
Miss RIGHT, I just didn't know her
first name was ALWAYS."
wife can be hard. In my case, It
was almost impossible ...